Tuesday, May 29, 2012

25 Gaming Experiences You Must Have Before You Die - Part X: Donkey Kong Country Trilogy


Donkey Kong Country (SNES, 1994)
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (SNES, 1995)
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble (SNES, 1996)

Why You Should Play It
Donkey Kong Country is one of those games both kids and magazines loved back in the day.

Monday, May 28, 2012

25 Gaming Experiences You Must Have Before You Die - Part IX: Super Motherfuckin' Metroid


Super Motherfuckin' Metroid (SNES, 1994)

Why You Should Play It
What can be said about Super Metroid that hasn't already been said a thousand times?

Sunday, May 27, 2012

25 Gaming Experiences You Must Have Before You Die - Part VIII: Gunstar Heroes



Gunstar Heroes (Genesis, 1993)

Why You Should Play It
Founded by former Konami programmers in the early 90s, Treasure is a very peculiar company that has spawned some of the most brilliant and inventive games ever to grace the industry.

Friday, May 25, 2012

25 Gaming Experiences You Must Have Before You Die - Part VII: Another World

Another World (Amiga, 1991)
 
 Why You Should Play It
Thanks in part to a recent flame war between Roger Ebert and the entire gaming community, there’s been a lot of talk and reassessment in regards to games being considered art lately.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

25 Gaming Experiences You Must Have Before You Die - Part VI: SNES Square RPG Trilogy

Final Fantasy IV (SNES - 1991)
Final Fantasy VI (SNES - 1994)
Chrono Trigger (SNES - 1995) 

Why You Should Play It
For a few years in the mid-to-late 90s, Squaresoft ruled the world. They didn't really—in fact, Square's grasp on the industry was rather tenuous, but to the JRPG fan coming of age at the time, it certainly seemed that way.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

5 Things I Hear a Lot About on Facebook That I Couldn't Give Less of a Fuck About If I Got a Degree in Not Giving a Fuck

#5. Game of Thrones
















You know what I think about Danaerys? I'd like to mash Danaerys up into a pulpy ball and shove it up my ass just so I can shit it out immediately thereafter.